c-bassmeow:
“ jackmeatington:
“i’m sitting in a bathroom stall at work desperately trying to stifle my laughter
”
I’m going to fucking die from this
”

c-bassmeow:

jackmeatington:

i’m sitting in a bathroom stall at work desperately trying to stifle my laughter

I’m going to fucking die from this

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sqvalors:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:

go fuck yours*lf

example A

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abcoconut:

slytherinpokegirl:

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*


How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

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turing-tested:

scrogms:

turing-tested:

whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much

love

kinky! i like it

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fadedgilt:

Me when i look back and think of all the lame guys i crushed heavy on and made bigger deals out of just because i was bored

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gyalskin:
“📸: sirakanteofficial
”

gyalskin:

📸: sirakanteofficial

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dancinginthesetrees:

nicollekidman:

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”


Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march

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